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5/24/24 (1:40 AM) HELLO CITIZENS OF MARSLANDIA!!!! THS IS YOUR PRESIDENT SPEAKING!!!!1!1!! about me :P i am mars. i am the president of this websidte . and also aeeverything else i get my hands on///. TUMBLUER COMIGNG OSOON!!!1 i used to haeve tumblr but the band i ahad the fan acciount for just haaddddd to bite girls :/ rip senormary 2023-2024 i no lnger haev a reason to have a tumblr account. anyaway. new tumbr..... ATTENTION!!! I HSVE JUST BEEN INFORMED I DONT NEED TUMBLR IF I HAVBE A WEBSITE!!!! never mifnd ;3 bands i lieke ! los cmampesinos. idkjhowbuthydound,eme, chappell roan i love her/ . my chemiclalr romance. gerard way solo carrer. DEPECHE MODE!!!!! also tv girl but NOT in a misoginist way :p i love women ( i have a girflriedn!! she is nice to me :3 ) end of bldog. pesce and love -- mars xoxo

5/24/24 (2:01 AM) ATTENTION!! THIS IS MY CAT! she has instagram also

5/24/24 (3:14 AM) this is a list of brands i actually like and what i think their next move should be

  1. baggu / owala :p i enjoy what owala has going on and i recently purchased a 40oz water bottle and it is gonna be so heavy!! also i want to protect the design (special edition :P) so what should i do? i could buy a 48 dollar water bottle holder from calpack which.. IS cute.. but its so expensive for an alright design!! i unfortunately like these brands and would rather go back to baggu than try something new!! so i think owala and baggu should collab lollolol they make an exclusivve water bottle design and a cute little holder that will fit ur water bottle!! owala is like the uhh como se dice uhhh "it" brand rn and i havent heard much from baggu since the hello kitty collab like last year. this is how they come back.
  2. ELF !! okay so basically i also enjoy what they've got going on but i think they should jump on the hypochlorous acid spray train!! theres tower 28 charging TWELVE DOLLARS PER OUNCE!!! thats insane. and then you have briotech with more reasonable prices but they arent avaliable in stores!!!! and walgreens with a "hypochlorus solution" which is NOT hypochlorus acid (HOCL) and is actually sodium hypochlorite (NaCIO)!! which is like waaayyy less effective and can be potentially dangerous if used incorrectly!! (probably because it's basicallt bleach lol) but anyway. THE PEOPLE WANT AFFORDABLE AND REPUTABLE HYPOCHLOROUS ACID SPRAY!! they should make some. or like. good molecules or smth. just as long as its affordable and i can find it in ulta :P

    3. that is all i have to say about that stay tuned for more - mars xoxox

5/24/24 (7:59 PM) hello citizens of Marslandia today i want to share with you my list of things that have made me nauseous (but not exactly nausea..../. its this feeling that i cannot desctibe with words.:) LIST TIME!!!! :3

  1. this one video of lil huddy from like 2020 and he was all like "when veruca says" or whatever and i deadass threw up in my mouth a little bit. there is something evil about that video. anywasys this is the first instance of me experiencing the very sinister feeling that i continue to feel whenever anything on this list happened
  2. okay this next one is probably the best i can desribe this feeling. finishing perks of being a wallflower (book) AFTER seeing the movie in like 6th grade. this was like lsat year and wow. just wow. it was a good book dont get me wrong but you knwo.
  3. wonder (movie)
  4. okay so you know shameless
  5. also ian gallagher as a character but specifically when he kidnapped a baby
  6. dream vs gumball incident, soecifaicallt the vidoe from the uber LMAO idk i fell into a depression shortly after
  7. david bowie cocaine addiction
  8. dampness as a concept. like . skin. damp skin. but cold. cold damp skin.
  9. keirian culkin
  10. wilbur soot

if any of you can draw some lines between these people and stuf f let me know !! idk what it is but boy it is strange - mars xoxoxo

5/24/24 (11:21 PM) hello Marslandia! tomorrow i am starting my very first job! i am very excited to not be broke anymore xoxo mars :3

5/25/25 (8:25 PM) HELLLOOOO MARS LANDIA!!!!!! TODAY I STARTED MY JOB! it is very cool and very fun !! i work at the olocal lake and it is awesome sauce. the people are nice. today i want to share with you things i leanred about lake!

  1. not wearing shoes is acceptable AND ENCOURAGED i need to buy crocs and get my toes done/.
  2. i need sunglasses
  3. its cold in the shade :( need to bring jacket
  4. sometimes there is too much poop and we have to close
  5. need towel y crocs
  6. must learn spanish

also I HAVE REAL ADVICE ! if ur ever insecure about something a very simple way to think about it is like have you ever seen someone with the same insecurity and thoguhht "wow they r so UGLY!" like unless ur an awful rotted person you have never htought that before. so. yk. something to thnink about. eventually you learn to live with whatevr you dont like and its ok!! if you keep trying to fix one thing there iwll always bee another. you will always find something to fix if you dont accept what already is/. anyway!! slay all day peace and love - mars xoxooom :p

5/29/24 (10:20 PM) hello marslandia i havent spoken to u guys in a few days but i come to you with information!

okay so on monday me and my girlfriend went on a date to chipotle (i love chipotle btw i always get a burrito brown rice pinto beans chicken lettuce and pico de gallo yumm yum yum) we went to barnes and nobles and i picked up a copy of the hundred years' war on palestine by rashid khalidi and ive only resad the introduction but so far it it so good! then we went to hot tobic and spent like 10 minutites feeling the studio ghibli blind keychain bags to get whaat we wanted (it worked) and di got totoro! she got no face :3 then made cookies and they were so good! then i had to go home :(

work on tuesday was soooo chill and it was today too!!! i had fruit and stuff for lunch and i wasnt hungry later! 10/10 love fruit. anyway I HAVE ADIVCE! i was talking to my coworker and we had a long conversation going from world politics to mass extinciton (we are both so smart i felt so intelectually stimulated) um but he told me he didnt like taking selfised / how he looks in photos :( this got me thinking ebcasuse i used to feel that way too!!! so here is the adivce!

literally just take selfies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! take pictures! record yourself! send them to ur friends or post online if you're feelinf bal;llsey !! in 8th grade i took pictures and stuff and was like wowwww im so ughly !! i wasnt!! i was just yself!n so yeah :3 eventually you'll get used to yourself and be ok in your own skin. it gets hard sometimes but you really just gotta thug it out until you get to the other side. also the way i take selfies is high up at a 3/4 angle and make sure u get silly!!! i take mass amounts of selfies and dont post most of them but eventuallt it becomes fun!! do whatever makes u feel cutest! :3 - xoxoxoxoxo mars :p

5/30/24 (6:30 PM) hello maesssss landia !!1 today at work we did literally nothing and we had only one almost costumer!!! (turned out he was nNOT 18 and therefore couldnt have a kayak w/o a parent) alsoalso this is like a probelm. why are peopel MY AGE getting mad at ME when they cant get a paddle board??? like soreeYY i dont wanna get sued :/ not my fault!!! anyways after that we had to close bc it was too windy :3 literally just read my book and tanned it was so awseome sauce! ANYWAY. i have another list!

things i will buy when i get paid!

  1. the squatty potty banboo flip squatty potty

    2. with all of my stomach issues this has been something i dream about AND IT IS FORTY DOLLARS thankfullly i gget paid wayyy more than i should!

  2. una bocina (speaker) prob the purple bose one because its water proof and i mostly wanna have music in the shower
  3. one of those fancy alarm clocks because the one i have is a normal standard one but during hte school year the noise literally ameks me wanna shoot myself however some of thesse companies charge 150+ and STILL WANT MORE MONEY!! why does everything require a subscirption now dasys??
  4. an air purifier and humidifier. coloroado is so dry! and theres like five animals in this house and phew
  5. portable charger lmao im always like "i dont need that" and then forget to charge my phone
  6. gua sha :p they look like they feel nice and yeah the obvious benefits but i also just like feeling fancy
  7. speaking of feLINE fancy i wanna get a litter robot for my ctas but thats basically a whole paycheck so LMAO Ikd
  8. guitar. need guitsr. need more guitar. and pedals. but im torn between a fender mustang or a new acoustic :(
  9. wax kit I KNOW I KNOW FEMENISM AND STUFF AND "mars that is the devil speaking - leo BUT BUT sometimes hair on my legs and pants is soooooo sensory issue and aaughghh i always tear up my legs shaving ALSO MY ARMPITS i sweat so much and i feel like i never get a good deodrant application AND i dont wanna drop a billion dollars on getting waxed + my dad said i can wax him as practice (i want to be an esthetician when i grow up) (itll be funny too) so. yeha.
  10. smiskis

okay that is all i have to say today ily - mars xoxoxoxoxooxoxxoxoujef

5/30/24 (9:18 PM) all im saying is that when wilbur soot dies im celebrating

5/31/24 (10:54 PM) hello marslandia ! so yesterday at work me and my buddy / coworker made perfect skipping rocks out of clay AND THEN WE SKIPPED THEM. thye are literally perfect. we have an entire operation now and its so awesome. currentlu trying to figure out what the perfect combination is but on eof them got 15 skips. (my max is three lmao) but anyway i tried to shave my mustache in the shower with no mirror WOULD NOT RECCOMEND just wanted to be over and done with it yk. accidentallynickd myself :( put clindamycin and hypochlorous acid on it and a pimple patch so hoepgfully iyll be healed?? by tmmtor!?? idk. dony do that. having a liyylr mustache is fine and not wanting one is fine too just dont be dumb when it comes to hair removal. also i literally got paid to play in the sanfd i have the best job . althiough would not recccomend staing in the same spot every day becayse now half of my boddy is a little darkwr than the other and its like :/ aw rats. but oh well!!! cannot wait for payday :P - mars xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

6/5/24 (10:48 PM) hello marslandia and happy pride month!!! i habve a lot of things to share with you!

okay so on monday i went to the dentist to get my cavity filled afn OH MY GOD worst experience of my life!! so absically this dental assistent?? i think? wasnt wearing scrubs and set up the room and stuff and i figured that was it but then he put on gloves and gave me the numbing stuff before the novocaine shot and then left and i was like "okay so thasts probably the last ill see of him anyways spiderman is on the ceiling tv yay" WRONG he was back. witht he dentist. she did not introfuce herself and after all of mthis my dad told me she was a DIFFERENT DOCTOR so like not even the one from my cleaning (which lowk sucked btw) but anywyay. shot time! i like to think i can handle shots pretty well and with how crappy my oral health is i can handle the scary novocaine shots too. WRONG AGAIN. so the stupid "assisent" put the numbing gel in the wrong spot (like entirely (i thought it was intentonal) (was not) and it hurt SO BAD i was literally cryign so hard i couldnt breathe because of the stuff they put in my mouth to keep it open. and the shot took like 5 minutues (prob 30 seconds) but i was literally in visible pain idk why she didnt stop and wait for it to start working before continuong (BECAUSE MY OLD DENTIST DID THAT) and then was like "you're brave :3 you're safe here with us :3" but like. NO??? SHOW ME THROUGH YR ACTIONS????? and then she started drilling my teeth or whatev and was like "does it hurt" (it did) i was like c- ch- cold (hard 2 talk) and she was like "well cold is normal" (its not) and then it REALLY HURT and i cried some more and THEN she gave me more numbing. all the while dumb dumb assisent REWORE GLOVES THE WROGN WAY SO ITS NOT EVEN SANITARY and i was like "arfre you ffot freal re whthreatign glovfees" and he changed them lol anyway. um then after she drilled THE REAL DENTIST LEFT AND THE ACTUAL FILLINGS WERE DONE BU DUMB DUMB but he did a good job ig bc yk they havent falllen out and my bite is normal but wgatvever im gonna call the medical board on them. anwyay. left the building in tears and then went to target and bought my very firsr real actual bikini and its rlly cute lol im a big fan bc my tan lines are gonna be like so good.

um okay onbto the swimsuit part i really thought the one i got was gonna be my least favorite but i actually love it lolol. and im not like skinny or anything but ive come to appreciate my body and im honestlu really content with how i look. like okay iw anna be jacked but im going to tehe gym so itll happrn. itll be like love lies bleeding yk. anyway. lovw yo self today cause baby u were born this way

okay next on the adgenda SHOPPPIGN jk i have work tommoroow and dont wanna type allthat but maybe tmmrrw gn marmarsladnai - mars cococopxoxoxoxo